Toast Bible

This is a quote i found from the toast bible

In the beginning, there was void. Then God created the heavens and the earth, and God said "Let there be light"; and there was light. And God said the light was good, and separated the light from the dark, and the day from the night. Then God said "Let there be bread", and there was bread, and it was baked by the head of the sun, and turned a golden, crispy brown, upon which God could melt whatever condiments he shall choose. And God separated the toast from the bread, and saw that they both were good.

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Toast Geography

I like toast. And this page is for all you out there who like the bread that has been toastered, who enjoys the buttery goodness and likes to create it in the toaster in the oven and on the fire.